When I was in grad school (eons ago), there was a web site on which some college students (I think from Texas somewhere, maybe Rice?) documented all sorts of experiments done on peeps. I can't remember the details, but microwaving came into it, and subjecting them to acid (I seem to remember that the eyes never disintegrated), and various other things. I would try to find it, but I think I'll heed your warning about the Google search and skip it. :) For the record, I like peep, at least in small quantities. Unfortunately, they only come in dozens, which is WAY too much peep!