Facts

• Out til 1 am + 1 very strong gin and tonic = headache
• late night + not having to fix anyone breakfast = sleeping til 11:45
• people are nicer after a few Long Island Teas
• Stuffy, Bible Belt, Amarillo audiences think prostitution is funny
• gay men make the best dressers
• coffee fixes a multitude of problems in my life
• both of my good lines got a big laugh
• my husband is rockin' cool for letting me sleep so late
• he also sent me a dozen roses with daisies and lilies for opening night
• AJ fell asleep 5 minutes in to the second act.
• Ethan said the show was AWESOME.
• I learned where to go for Botox, and I'm considering it.
• If I find out what to do to make my joints stop aching, you can bet your sweet bippy I'm doing that, too.
• the Artistic Director patted me on the shoulder and said, "Good show," but We're thinking that he was drunk.
• One of the blue hairs that came through the line said, "Carrie, I wouldn't have thought you could do a role like this!"
• I didn't kick her in the shin. 
• I'm ready for the next 10 performances!