Okay, I'm going to tell you what always works for me.
Here are the steps:
1. Go to wherever (Did I spell that right? I never know.) you need to go to get a spork (a fast food restaurant, a grocery store, your junk drawer, etc).
2. Remove the cellophane.
3. Throw the cellophane in the garbage.
4. Put the spork in your purse before you leave for the place where all the annoying people live.
5. When they piss you off, remove the spork from your purse.
6. Garnish it as a weapon.
7. Get a crazy look in your eyes, and scream, "Don't make me spork you!"
8. If the annoying people continue to annoy you, spork them repeatedly. One sporking for minor offenses, a greater number for more major offenses.
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Here are the steps:
1. Go to wherever (Did I spell that right? I never know.) you need to go to get a spork (a fast food restaurant, a grocery store, your junk drawer, etc).
2. Remove the cellophane.
3. Throw the cellophane in the garbage.
4. Put the spork in your purse before you leave for the place where all the annoying people live.
5. When they piss you off, remove the spork from your purse.
6. Garnish it as a weapon.
7. Get a crazy look in your eyes, and scream, "Don't make me spork you!"
8. If the annoying people continue to annoy you, spork them repeatedly. One sporking for minor offenses, a greater number for more major offenses.
Seriously, it works.