*gasps in horror* Me and my bathroom scale are taking a break. We're reanalyzing our relationship at the start of October. If he's good, I'll actually dust him when I clean the bathroom. If he's not, I'm going for a heeeell of a lot more runs. Maybe I'll do that anyway because I'm kinda scared of the number he'll show me. But after reading what a neglected scale is capable of doing, I'm a bit apprehensive. *casts nervous glance towards bathroom*

*tucks an assortment of knifes under clothing* Old-fashioned weapons amateur master at the ready, Cap'n Carrie, ma'am!