persephone33: (Moral Indignation)
persephone33 ([personal profile] persephone33) wrote2008-11-13 09:04 am
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Meme

I took it from Maureen and Kelly. And Nicole.

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

I'm interested, I gotta say.

Edit:  Oh, crap.  This is hysterical.




[identity profile] seegrim.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it depends which day of the week it is, and what your location is. For example, school parking lot? That's a piece of cake.

Vehicular manslaughter, hands down. :D

[identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh. Spot ON.

[identity profile] maureen.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Assaulting a stranger in a grocery store for attempting to talk to you OVER the sound of your ipod.

[identity profile] seegrim.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maureen's is good, too! I giggled.

[identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Completely possible.

[identity profile] rainpuddle13.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You were arrested for unlawful knowledge of a cooking utensil :)

[identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!

[identity profile] numbaby.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Easy. You snuck into Sea World and let all the water out of the Dolphin tank.

That or somehow orchestrated the collapse of the Children's Birthday Party Industry. I don't know how, but I imagine it involved a complicated system of ropes, ponies, fireworks and paper clips.

[identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A. If it didn't kill them (Would it kill them? They're mammals...) it would drastically reduce their ability to hump.

B. That's genius! Oh, wait, I mean....

ARRESTED??!!

(Anonymous) 2008-11-13 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Arrested? Don't be ludicrous. Of course you are in protective custody!!! Your Mom!

Re: ARRESTED??!!

[identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you mother, for your faith that I didn't deserve to be arrested.

Yay for Mom being in my corner.

[identity profile] raspberry-rave.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking something violent. You sound like you've got a bit of a temper ;)