persephone33: (Moral Indignation)
([personal profile] persephone33 Nov. 13th, 2008 09:04 am)
I took it from Maureen and Kelly. And Nicole.

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

I'm interested, I gotta say.

Edit:  Oh, crap.  This is hysterical.




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From: [identity profile] seegrim.livejournal.com


Well, it depends which day of the week it is, and what your location is. For example, school parking lot? That's a piece of cake.

Vehicular manslaughter, hands down. :D

From: [identity profile] maureen.livejournal.com


Assaulting a stranger in a grocery store for attempting to talk to you OVER the sound of your ipod.


From: [identity profile] numbaby.livejournal.com


Easy. You snuck into Sea World and let all the water out of the Dolphin tank.

That or somehow orchestrated the collapse of the Children's Birthday Party Industry. I don't know how, but I imagine it involved a complicated system of ropes, ponies, fireworks and paper clips.

From: [identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com


A. If it didn't kill them (Would it kill them? They're mammals...) it would drastically reduce their ability to hump.

B. That's genius! Oh, wait, I mean....

From: (Anonymous)

ARRESTED??!!


Arrested? Don't be ludicrous. Of course you are in protective custody!!! Your Mom!

From: [identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com

Re: ARRESTED??!!


Thank you mother, for your faith that I didn't deserve to be arrested.

Yay for Mom being in my corner.

From: [identity profile] raspberry-rave.livejournal.com


I'm thinking something violent. You sound like you've got a bit of a temper ;)
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