2nd
09:25

*rears tousled bed head*



5th
23:28

TEXAS has a whorehouse in it!



8th
21:52

Bulleted, 'cause I'm dying.



10th
16:05

Greetings From Sunny Sanibel!



14th
10:37

I just had the actor's nightmare.


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22:52

I can't hold it in anymore!


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16th
10:29

Be it ever so humble...



18th
12:06

"All depraved and loose and wild, ninety miles from here..."



20th
07:18

My muscles are creaking,


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22nd
10:26

Blue Cheese Wedge Salad (like the one at Outback Steakhouse)


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23rd
12:26

Baseball, Graphics, and Caskets. Those things go together, right?



22:55

Pthtththththththt.



25th
17:52

Motivation, thy name is corset.


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27th
11:48

A moment of silence...


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16:30

Questionnaire?


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29th
10:56

This is just disappointing, is what this is. Funny, but disappointing.