Poppycock. Fiddle Faddle. Cracker Jack.

I'm going to share something very special with you today. Really special. Extra special. Mega special.

Come closer.

No, really. Closer.

I'm going to tell you how to make caramel corn.

Oh, caramel corn. Or Fiddle Faddle. Or Poppycock. Or Cracker Jack. Whatever you choose to call it, it is a wondrous thing, and a gastronomic delight to behold.



Make this. It. Is. AWESOME. And I had all the ingredients in the house without having to make a trip to the store.
( I don't want to bully you, but you need to make this RIGHT NOW. )