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Yeah, he does.
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Instead, I've facebooked and LJ'ed and read fics from the d/gficexchange. And I've meme'ed. Let's not forget the memes. :)
I'm pretty sure I stole these from reenie1 and Cinnamon Badge (Whose LJ username I can never remember!) Can't be sure, though. I've looked at a LOT of Livejournals today. :)
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
Here's mine: It's from the book that my mother gave me this weekend, that she bought because J.K Rowling is quoted on the front cover as saying that the author is a 'charismatic narrator'. I Capture the Castle, by Dodie Smith.
"Simon went to the door and opened it. I ran full tilt down the stairs and across to him. There was a light above the door that made everything seem pitch black beyond.
"Don't catch them," I whispered.
He smiled down at me in astonishment. "Good heavens, I'm not going to hurt them." He went down the steps and shouted, "Anyone there?"
There was a stifled laugh quite close.
Hm. I haven't started it yet. Perhaps the charasmatic bit is on another page?