*voice of doom*...Garage Sale!

Number of dollars made on day one of garage sale............$203.50

Number of weird ass people that showed up.........................5

Number of perfectly nice people that bought stuff...................57

Number of big ticket items yet to go............................................2 (anyone want a china hutch or a piano?)

Number of times I was recognized as an actress....................1 (Hee!  I totally love being recognized)

Number of times I rolled my eyes at stupidity...........................458 (Will you take 25 cents?  Yeah, fine.)

Number of men that asked me to divorce my husband and marry them.................1 (Very weird.)

Number of days left.............................................................................1

We're going to the theatre tonight to see Doubt.......a big, hairy drama.  Guh.  I really could use The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, or something along those lines.  Maybe, while I'm watching Doubt, I'll play the BLWiT soundtrack in my head.  Yes, THAT sounds healthy.