Misanthropy Squared

So Nolan is on Facebook.

This was met by stunned silence and a raised eyebrow from me, because up to this point in our marriage, my devastatingly handsome husband has eschewed all things as frivolous as internet networking sites.

If he ever gets a livejournal, I'll be paralyzed by the shock of it.

Anyway, he's been on Facebook all of a week maybe, getting friend requests from family members and old school chums and the like when he asks me, "How do I get these people off my page?"

Can I just say he was inordinately pleased with the "Hide All" option? In fact, I'm fairly certain that he wishes there were some way to make a "Hide All" button happen in real life.

I think I might be on board with that, as well, come to think of it.