Oh, Dear.

I just found a paper in my office entitled "Top Secret Rocket Science Experiment," written in what I think is my ten year-old's handwriting.

It included a list:

1. clay
2. gas
3. mud
4. goo (?!)
5. baking soda
6. vinegar
7. sand
8. Coke
9. red food coloring
10. match
11. mini trampoline (?!)
12. wings (???)
13. cone

I'm torn between being proud that he's thinking outside the box, wondering if he's seen any Pinky and the Brain/Coyote & Road Runner cartoons and being very, very afraid.