Airport Security, and their "random screenings" can kiss my ass.

Of course, you're more likely to get a patdown if you roll your eyes at the Barney Fife-I-have-one-bullet-in-my-pocket security guy.

Pthththth.

From: [identity profile] seegrim.livejournal.com


My favorite airport security experience was in October of 2002. I was flying with my four-month-old still in a car seat and of course I had to remove her from it, but then I also had to take off my shoes (etc.) and then they all just stared at me after as I tried to comfort crying baby and put my shoes back on--all without a chair or anything to set the car seat on, etc. I was SO ticked. Yes, I realize it's important for security, but a little help, or a chair even? Thanks.

Anyway, can I safely assume you were allowed on the plane and have begun your little trip?

From: [identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com


And people wonder why I'm so misanthropic. Some people.

When is Becca's birthday?

Aaron's is March 11, 2002.


My trip has been very nice so far, other than the scathing looks from little old ladies in the lobby of the hotel. :D

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July 28, 2002. :)

Perhaps instead of smiling at the old ladies you should have bitch-slapped them? (And you SO know I'm just joking).

From: [identity profile] persephone33.livejournal.com


I could've asked them if they'd like my size 7 1/2 Italian Leather boot up their backside? That would've worked. Why didn't I think of that?

From: [identity profile] seegrim.livejournal.com


That might've been tough though, explaining to Nolan why you'd been asked to leave the hotel and were now staying at the Super 8 the remainder of your stay.
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